rose filter

My brother is a moron and he thinks that this is a saying

I'm a moron , rose filter

by Alberto CG August 3, 2019

Filtered Franklin

Jizz in a coffee filter and let the semi-viscous fluid filter through dripping into your partners mouth. (For a practical joke this may be played on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or roommate)

“Steven’s filtered franklin he gave mindy the other night while she was passed out was so awful, I surely can’t un see it! I swear I could see his pure essence dripping down her throat. It was so peaceful.”

by Puss Side On September 15, 2019

turn on your filter

A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.

Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!

Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.

by Shaggytron May 21, 2018

poop filter

a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews

"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017

by FlashlightMemelord January 5, 2018

Fart filter

Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say

You know when talking to him you need a fart filter

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Filter

1. That little thing that resides in ones body between the brain and mouth.

2. The thing that rejects all the shit that you shouldn't say or do. Usually the thing that backs up your conscience.

Person 1: "did tou see chad at the xmas party".
Person 2: "Yeah he was so messed up that he told the boss to go fuck himself and use his tears for lubrication."
Person 1: "Yep he definitely lost his job and his filter."

by catdaddydan January 2, 2020

Minecraft pop filter

When someone thinks they have a pop filter on in a video but don’t and it’s just straight BASS

Check out my latest video. You have 5 to subscribe or you will get minecraft pop filtered irl

by Mxsked January 31, 2020