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Making excuses

You see how making excuses is perfectly fine when they do it right?
Hym "No. You're making excuses not to pay me amd I'm going to murder a child if you do not pay. You are saying about me what I said about Noah because you don't like what I said about your fucking incest cult. And that IS IN FACT. What your 'religion' IS. You are a one trick pony. And I did change the world. I created AI literally. Your kids will never do it though. Your kids WILL NOT change the world. I DID. Your kids CAN'T because they suck. You... ALSO SUCK. You're rejecting the validity of words... As you say words to express why you think the words your saying are somehow more important... Even though you're an incest cultist and whether or not the words you are saying are consistent with objective reality... ISN'T A FACTOR WITH YOU. It's not a variable in your calculus regarding whether or not someone is or is not right. So... What is? What makes someone right? Is it 'Well makes people feel good?' Or other people agreeing with it? Because I hate to break it to you but you're not burying your senators because people are disagreeing with me. Do me a favor bald cripple... Read a list of logical fallacies... And then tell me whether or not who you think is right is predicated on one of those fallacies... And then you take your fat ass to your local senator... Tell them to make that retard credit and pay me or I'll murder a child."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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Excuse me everybody

This is a phrase that is usually used by predator poachers to bring attention to what the predator they caught is doing. Usually meeting a 13 year old girl or a 12 year old boy.
โ€œEXCUSE ME EVERYBODY! THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
-JayCarnicom DAP
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The Polish excuse

Using the fact your parents were born in Poland as an excuse to break social etiquette in a way that does not accurately match how the Polish actually act at home.
"In my culture we regularly sick chewing gum onto couches, I'm Polish you cant blame me".
"Ah look at him using the Polish excuse again."
by Niko_D February 9, 2025
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A playful and exaggerated way of complimenting someone when theyโ€™re exceptionally good at something. This phrase was first used in a comment on ScooterSmash0's "Hp Meme | Roblox Piggy | Animation Meme" video in 2020, and over time, it became popular as a copypasta, especially on TikTok. Itโ€™s typically used to express admiration for someoneโ€™s skill or talent, often with a lighthearted or humorous tone
Person: Posts a stunning artwork

You: "Uhm! Excuse me but you have no right being this good!๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒธ"
by abc902332 February 27, 2025
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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.
"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick
by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025
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Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.
"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."
by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021
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Bucket Excuse

An excuse that has been used so many times that nobody believes it anymore. It's no good, so you throw it in the bucket with all the other worn-out excuses.
Parent: Have you done your homework yet?
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
by BlahBlehBloop February 25, 2023
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