dolphin kisses

When you take a poop in a fresh porta potty and the blue water splashes your butthole.

Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.

by SlipperySlippers August 13, 2019

Raw dolphin

When you have sex with someone that you know is "unclean" and contagious but you decide not to use a condom anyways .

She had obvious barnacles but i raw dolphined her anyways

by Stevenson library September 18, 2017

steaming dolphin

a curved piece of steaming poop that resembles the shape of a dolphin

I took a picture of that steaming dolphin before flushing

by hold_mah_dick October 14, 2012

skin dolphin

a male penis, usually spotted in an aquatic environment.

I am not going down to that pool, there is nothing but skin dolphins.

by skin dolphin November 22, 2011

sustainable dolphin

when you constantly have oral sex.

wow, me and mike, were having a sustainable dolphin!

by cowandmoo October 18, 2011

Dolphin Club

The underwater version of the mile high club. Sex while Scuba diving. Rare due to its difficulty.

Me and Jen plan on joining the Dolphin club during our honeymoon in Hawaii.

by MGargantua August 28, 2011

Dolphin Fucker

A guy who’d rather fuck a dolphin than get quick scoped in COD custom match.

Orlando: Hey Matt, you down for some COD customs?

Matt: I'd rather fuck a dolphin than play another custom match getting quick scoped!

Allison: Matt’s such a dolphin fucker.

by Repituar December 30, 2020