Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.

I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.

by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022

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Columbus Mississippi

a town in the state of Mississippi where all the men living there have butt sex with their favorite cousin every sunday after church service

man you know my cousin from Columbus Mississippi ?

where they have sex wit their men cousins bro? i know his buttocks hurts.

by Tedmo January 26, 2022

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Columbus Day

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.

Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.

by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021

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Columbus Handshake

A greeting given to a girl in a bar, usually in Columbus. OH, where 2 fingers are inserted into the rectum.

Urban said he was just dancing with the girl in the bar, but he was spotted giving her the old Columbus Handshake.

by Southernernotbygrace October 7, 2021

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When someone is applauded for doing a great job, but all the bad shit they did gets ignored.
As when Christopher Columbus was credited with discovering the new world, while his genocides of indigenous peoples are ignored.

Dude 1: "The Boss gave Marcus the promotion of Regional Manager"
Dude 2: "What? Isn't Marcus the guy with the lawsuits against him for sexual harassment?"
Dude 1: "Yep, totally Columbus"

by Mugiwara64 July 27, 2021

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