Cockblock

When someone blocks another from getting a sexual prize.

Bro why u cockblocking me.

by Funnyniga October 20, 2019

Cockblock

John McDonough

I was about to bag this big girl named Gloria but John McDonough cockblocked me

by Buczek November 2, 2019

Cockblocking

A true dick move

Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns July 16, 2021

Cockblocker

A cockblocker is a person who prevented his/her male friend from having sex by being really annoying or interupting the couple. Being a cockblocker might ruin your friendship by quite a bit, unless it's your best pal that might forgive you after a couple of days.

"Hey, what the hell was that for?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."

by CoffeeGoSlurp September 21, 2021

Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.

PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!

by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013

cockblock

Cockblocking is an action that can be performed by a male to reduce the chance of another male having sex.

He just cockblocked himself; Everytime I'm about to get that booty you are cockblocking me

by Unspaghettable June 24, 2018

Hall of fame Cockblocker

When someone tries their best to stop her friend from getting piped

That bitch Diana a hall of fame cockblocker

by Poop -_- February 1, 2019