callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams

Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd

by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018

Callum Dalton

Worthless piece of shit who thinks he’s mad, go to hell you dirty bastard.

“Callum Dalton sucks cock on the weekends” - LDA

by Sexy roadman December 14, 2019

Callum hooper

Callum is a kind and helpful friend he also alright at video game but very emotional at soon points Callum really likes sports

Callum hooper

is friendly unlike those other bullys

by Urnan95368732690 April 21, 2020

Callum rose

I had my nose in his arse

Callum rose showed me his penis

by Hertfordshire’s finest April 24, 2020

Callum killmartin

the leader of the simps

hey! its the leader of the simps Callum killmartin

by sillywily February 17, 2020

callum harley

Callum Harley is one of the best people in the world. He’s my only source of happiness and I’m glad to have him in my life. He’s legit the life of my life. He’s cute, kind, gentle and talented. I’ve known him for two years now and I’ve loved him ever since. He’s the most amazing boy you’d ever meet. To know and love this guy you must be the luckiest person in the world. Especially to have him feel the same way. He’s the only thing that keeps me going and I appreciate him despite all our ups and downs. I could never lose him.

Me: I love Callum Harley

by Georgialeigh February 20, 2020

Callum McEnerney

Callum is the sweetest, kindest and most caring person on the earth. He will protect and love you like a god, he thinks he's ugly but everyone knows he is a S-N-A-C-K. He is the best boyfriend ever and he is the best person to ever exist in all the planets in space. He is all round perfection.

Oh Callum McEnerney, yeah he's my boyfriend. You jealous? Don't answer, I know you are.

by Urban. Dictionary May 12, 2020