callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams

Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd

by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018

Angel and Callum

The best couple you’ll ever find alive. If You see one, let them be. They’ll always be a perfect match so never try come between them.

Jeff: yo you seen Angel and Callum?
Jane: yeah, they’re a perfect couple

by Stepsisterisstuckagain December 6, 2020

Callum Haughey

Famous and rich tiktok creator who somehow didn't know miranda sings existed although they share the same iconic red lipstick.
He is the arch nemesis of iconicmoments and constantly shouts memorable quotes like
"Ya what hunt? I'm Chan'elle!"
They have an incredible boyfriend called Dylan, who appears on the social media every so often in vlogs of their dates and in his lives.
Callum has an art GCSE which is used to sell paintings for 7 figures every week.

"Did you heat about Callum Haughey?"

"Yes, apparently he doesn't know many famous people or musicals!"

by Becky Slay Queen January 30, 2023

Callum pond

Callum pond is a fat cunt who is in NkC

Callum pond chills in NKc

by crazyDyde7272 January 12, 2023

Callum marshall

Proper hot piffting has a huge horses cock definitely over 10 inch’s

Person 1 : who’s that ?
Person 2 : that’s callum the kid with a huge horse cock

Person 1 : wow it dragging on the floor

Look it’s callum marshall

by Mullac November 22, 2021

Callum hooper

Callum is a kind and helpful friend he also alright at video game but very emotional at soon points Callum really likes sports

Callum hooper

is friendly unlike those other bullys

by Urnan95368732690 April 21, 2020

Callum rose

I had my nose in his arse

Callum rose showed me his penis

by Hertfordshire’s finest April 24, 2020