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The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.
"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"
by LextheYeti September 4, 2011
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Leaky Battery

Whilst receiving head the girl attempts to deep throat but instead throws up and uses the stomach acid as lubrication.
"Bro, This girl gave a 'leaky battery' last night; I kind of enjoyed it."
by TinyMan1212 August 21, 2017
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Lead battery

Something that powers lots of home supplies but can give you lead poisoning.
My lead battery is working in my fan but I feel sick
by SwagmastXD420 November 9, 2018
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Confound it! The batteries are dead!

Term that was used in 1966's film called Batman.
Confound it! The batteries are dead!
by Matthew678 February 21, 2019
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battery

a smol object that runs on electricity that sacrifices its battery life to power yuor shet
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy
my battery died in 20 mins
by UKball January 5, 2019
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battery game

A game played with two or more people in which you take a small to medium sized industrial or car battery, and in increments starting typically at 1 inch high, drop it on your penis. Once each player has dropped the battery on their penis from 1 inch, the height is increased to 2 inches and so on. Players may opt out at any time, the last man standing is the winner.
Hey Andy, do you want to play the battery game with Scott and me? Losers buy lunch!
by justthetip810 September 27, 2018
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