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Back door Abe

This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.
The man the myth the legend got back door abed and felt great!!
by Fun-times-at-ridgemont-high December 29, 2021
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Back door shotgun

When you have a girl face down with her ass in the air and you blow weed smoke or vape into her asshole. You then proceed to let your homie get a fat rip of smoke out of her ass.
Aye homie can I get a rip from that back door shotgun
by Texan shit February 25, 2021
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Back Door Slider

When you sneak up behind your friend and put your hand in their pocket and grab their junk.
Dom threw Jake a nasty Back Door Slider last night.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 19, 2021
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When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.
That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.
by ChaseA January 8, 2026
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Back door Munch

someone who indulge themselves in eating ass
ed Sheeran is a back door munch because he likes to spread people’s legs and eat their booty hole
by backdoormuncher January 28, 2025
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Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special
Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree
by The back door bandit January 30, 2025
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