burnt crab

The act of having sex whilst on a beach with sand so hot it scalds the skin afterwards.

That female was asking for it on the beach. I told her don't blame me for the burnt crab at dinner.

by Shina Kusashi March 27, 2011

burnt carpet

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.

I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.

by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011

Burnt Twinkie

A bleach blonde, fake tan white basic bitch. usually seen dressed very slutty/basic

Did you see that burnt twinkie that walked by?
No? Where? What did she look like?
Oh she’s dressed super slutty and has terrible bleached hair and a fake ass tan.

by Goldilocks7121 September 28, 2021

Burnt Pancakes

A woman's large dark areolas. Often accentuated during pregnancy but not required

I loved seeing Nicki Minaj's burnt pancakes during her concert nip slip.

by Shaggy_and_Daphne August 24, 2022

Burnt Pancake

The name given to a flow of liquefied faeces that escapes a woman's reactum and settles onto a mattress. The burnt pancake is created after partaking in furiously hard and fast anal sex with a long rod, that withdraws at the point of her orgasm. The faecal matter flows out spreads to settle on the mattress resembling a burnt pancake as it dries.

His long rod pummeled her backdoor and just as her body started to shake he withdrew with perfect timing and served up a perfectly formed burnt pancake on the mattress

by Baz L September 9, 2022

Burnt dildo

When you take the ashes from a cremated body and put them in a condom and use them as a dildo.

Have you ever used your ex husband as a burnt dildo?

by Splooogier January 13, 2022

Burnt Reynolds

When you’re eating out a ginger and their pubic hair creates a mustache above your upper lip.

I went full Burnt Reynolds on her last night!

by no original thoughts May 18, 2022