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by 111211113455 April 25, 2025
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Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
Get the Built like an accident report mug.Coined by me in the 2010’s, Built Funny is the opposite of Built Different. It means that’s your strange looking, deformed or a joke. Usually used humorously in teasing but sometimes as an insult.
by HippoFart April 16, 2024
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by ChuckNastyies April 30, 2024
Get the Hudson Built mug.Bad Built Butch Body (BBBB) refers to the unfortunate phenotype that is expressed due to combo of suboptimal genes interacting with environmental factors. Possibly is due to combination of inbreeding and too much CrossFit. Stereotypical example being Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Hypothetically Q: “Would you be allowed to say bleached blonde bad built butch body” on the floor of US House of Representatives?
by GUTDIGGA May 20, 2024
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Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"
by Powerfoe May 22, 2024
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