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bologna blossom

A slang term for a woman’s vagina
I can’t wait to tongue punch Melissa’s bologna blossom tonight when I get home.”
by TheJollyGreenGiant23 April 30, 2023
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bologna blossom

A slang term for a woman’s vagina
I can’t wait to tongue punch Melissa’s bologna blossom tonight when I get home.”
by TheJollyGreenGiant23 April 30, 2023
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Turd Blossom

If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.

If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.
Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"
by cwestn May 10, 2023
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My Cherry Blossom

Someone that is special to you, is the sweetest and most beautiful person you have ever known, and brightens your day with just the mention of them
She is my cherry blossom
by Preston J August 1, 2023
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My Cherry Blossom

Someone that is special to you, is the sweetest and most beautiful person you have ever known, and brightens your day with just the mention of them
She is My Cherry Blossom
by Preston J August 1, 2023
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bridal blossom

a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!
“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.
by natchoman2 March 11, 2024
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Blossom

by Cookie_1 July 10, 2022
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