Bald Bear

Hairy naked mothafucka. ew

research bald bear in google. enjoy

by whosawhatsit January 12, 2012

bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023

Bald Channing

A Meme of a bald guy named channing also means has no brain or senseless

You are a bald channing

by Meme Enthusiist October 23, 2023

Bald Pussy

A pelvic style that only Americans love, while Europeans and the rest of the world find it gross, unhygienic and too much resembling a too young lady. So it's not really a compliment if it's not an American calling it so.

Bleah, that girl had a totally bald pussy. Yeah, not just shaved, bald as a tomato!!! It was a total turn off...

by Neldot October 27, 2023

Bald Jesus

Boomer slang for blow job

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.

by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021

Bald Olivia

Olivia is a person you know who goes by the name, Olivia. They are referred to as "Bald Olivia," if they are being an idiot, ballsack, or numpty. The bald in "Bald Olivia refers to not hair loss but something or someone being stupid, an example of bald is "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO BALD HOW DID YOU MISS THAT SHOT."

"Olivia your such a BALD OLIVIA, why did you think having kids with a turtle was a good idea."

by Warlord Alfonzo June 30, 2021

bald baby

aka xiao_vxbes and they can be burnt or cooked alive

person 1: you know the bald baby?
person 2: yeah ik abt them

by bald baby April 24, 2022