Backseat investor

Someone who is a passive investor, who can keep their mouth shut

Here you go again can’t keep your mouth shut your backseat investor

by 3 Finger Willie August 31, 2023

Backseat wanker

In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.

Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.

by chaise longue April 9, 2024

backseat all star

A shorty that is down for anything in the back seat of your vehicle 💦

One man's 6 month talking stage is another man's 1st link Backseat All Star. The game is wicked

by ModernInka April 13, 2024

Backseat Adventures

when you and your s/o go to the backseat to fuck

Boy 1: “Yeah me and Stacy had some backseat adventures last night if yk what I mean”

by ticklethepickle09 November 28, 2021

Backseat Banger

A backseat banger is someone who was invited to a threesome but doesnt do anything but sit in a corner to tell the other guy what to do, similar to a backseat driver.

Girl: should we invite Jeff to our house for a threesome?

Guy: no, I've heard that he is such a "backseat banger" ong

by ▪◾⬛◾▪ July 20, 2022

Backseat Toker

Somebody who is not currently participating in a smoke session, but is actively trying to encourage the participants to get higher.

Person 1: "Take another hit of the bong right now."
Person 2: "Why are you telling me to smoke more? You're not even smoking."
Person 3: "Looks like Person 1 is being a backseat toker."

by Riton July 21, 2022

Backseating

While in the back of a car (any even a videogame) posting hentai/r34 to a discord server.

Joakim: Ok im backseating right now.
Geir: Wait, why now?

by k00le August 4, 2022