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Legally Autistic

An unfortunate person who has just received a cure to autism by there mums being licked up on psychiatric drugs. After suffering at burth to there step mum and father putting there foot down on there balls to stop or suppress sexual hormones to emulate the inage of autism to gain powerpoibts and chances.
Dude 1: wow my balls dont hurt anymore and im horny.

Dude 2: whoa your left side is no longer wonky what happened your mum must have left the right nut drop.

Dude 1: nah man mums been locked up on respiridrone now shes the one thats legally autistic.
by Whitefeederwaveruiner December 10, 2025
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Autistic fuckton

When you have a large amount of something. Usually many items in a particular group of objects or many copies of the same item
Dude, have you seen Tony's jackstands and floor jacks?

Other dude: yeah bro, he has an autistic fuckton of tools in general bro.
by Ttess1 January 12, 2026
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Autistic discount

The discounts and rewards you get to take advantage of because you need to read the menu ahead and see pictures to make your decision and you hate speaking to people more than necessary so you exclusively order food through mobile apps.
How do you always have rewards and gift cards for every restaurant we go to? "I get the autistic discount."
by Freckle Newt February 17, 2025
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Autistic

A term used to describe Aiden lee
This person is so autistic.
by Cocksucker3001 November 23, 2021
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autistic zayd

He always watches dog videos on his school chromebook.
Guy: Omg that guy is watching dog videos
Girl: OMGGG he is an autistic zayd
by xxaxxmaxx May 31, 2023
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Autistic guy

Look it’s Chrissy sissy who is an autistic guy
by Roadman rishy lover 69 June 12, 2023
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Autistic bitch

Jhett pullbrook
You’re being such a Jhett pullbrook right now because you’re a gay Autistic bitch
by See It's a word June 1, 2024
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