September 1st

September 1st is slap someone butt that’s named Eli/Elijah/Elite or anyone that starts with E because their cute🤍AND THICK

For example:

P1 hey Emily

P2 yess?
P1 slaps butt
P2 what’d you do that for
P1 ITS SEPTEMBER 1ST

by Maddy_lovely August 31, 2021

July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

1st of December

Kiss your girlfriend on the lips day

Just do it don’t be scared go up to them and give them the biggest kiss ever 1st of December

by JWF November 23, 2021

1st round

Something the Toronto Maple Leafs can't do.

The leafs blew a 3-1 lead to the Habs in the 1st round

by Luca Stasi January 26, 2023

November 1st

Today is national shadow demon day!! Today you have to support shadow demons and give them an offering. ♠️

Person 1: Dude you have to give an offering to a shadow demon it’s November 1st!!
Person 2: Oh really-?!
Azoroth (Random Shadow Demon name): 😈

by InfiniteEdgy October 30, 2023

june 1st

national kiss ur girl/boy bsf day

js kiss them, whether theyre single or not, ts june 1st

by thejunegemini April 14, 2023

November 1st

International Eat Ass Day

1- I know you want to eat ass
2 - Oh ya, isn’t today November 1st
1 - Ya and I have a nice ass

by asstastegoodiasuume October 28, 2022