Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

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Snake

A fake Snapchat account (like finsta but for snap)

Snap + fake = snake

And ur being a snake if ur being fake

I totally trolled him with my snake account.

by Hatinafield November 30, 2021

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snake tip

a disease where your prostate to have two or more pertrusiouns

Dude my tip got two! I have snake tip!

by heyimkae! February 27, 2024

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Snake tip is a disease in which the prostate has two protrusions that fork out like a snakes tongue

OH NO DUDE I HAVE SNAKE TIP!!!

by The_dirty_nibbler9000 February 28, 2024

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Gutter snake

A individual or vehicle of individuals who exit traffic impaired lanes to drive on the emergency lanes or median to circumvent traffic.

“These f*cling gutter snake are trying to pass everyone and not wait in line.

by Sweet-T408 February 29, 2024

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Seat Snake

A seat snake is someone who snatches someone's seat when the original seat owner leaves to ex.) use the bathroom, get a drink, etc.

Person 1: Oh my god what a fun party. Its so fun, but I'm going to get another drink.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.

by AVeryStrongGaydar March 3, 2024

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