Porn

The best ir worst goddamn thing your eyes will see

-ey i just watched some porn dude. And it has the best plot and shit
-ew dude. Porn is for losers

by Im gay and im okay September 7, 2019

fact porn

The contemporary phenomenon of people requiring news agency to publish any single detail about an incident immediately without any further investigation. For example, this can be observed after a supposed terrorist attack.

There is currently a lot of fact porn on news site X about incident Y.

by dog's beast March 22, 2017

red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.

Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!

by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017

crackhead porn

When the two pornstars are ugly af that they look like crackheads.

I love watching crackhead porn.

by Tacomike215 April 9, 2017

grammar porn

used whenever someone has an obession with grammar and fantasizes about it deeply.

"i bet lucas just watches grammar porn, because he's obsessed with it."

by sucka4grammar April 23, 2017

business porn

creating shiny and powerful reporting for management that translates complex information into easily comprehensible and colourful charts and pictures

"Hey, that Kibana dashboard geolocation map would make great business porn"

by Alice Turing April 24, 2017

homepage porn

A term used to describe scumbag people who view "homepage porn" or in other words... generic, mainstream porn that appears on the homepage of your favorite pornsite. This term is also used to describe people who have little to no kinks. This means they have no preferences when watching porn so we as a whole community look down upon them. Dont watch Homepage Porn (:

"I bet you watch homepage porn, basic ass bitch!"
"Dude you fucking basic assfuck, watching this shitty homepage porn"

by Miscellaneous garbage May 21, 2017