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Loser music

Music that is often listened to by “losers”.

Losers being a term used for people who don’t have many friends, usually because of a fear of losing said “friends”. Most losers are often unique, funny, and/or smart.
What do you usually listen to?”
“Weezer, radiohead…”
“Wow, I didn’t know you listened to loser music 💀”
“:(“
by Astor :P January 11, 2024
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Mongolian mouth music

The act of giving someone oral sex while the person receiving is throwing up.
Person 1: yo did you get with Jessica last night, you were pretty drunk.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.
by tuckandleoandaj January 20, 2024
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Georgiou music

Georgiou music saved my life he writes about mental health and his mental health he makes me feel like im not alone he makes me realise im not the only one going threw mental health he inspires me to not give up he inspires me to want to write and publish my poems about mental health i wosh he knew how much he helps people
Georgiou music a mental health singer that saved me
by Deadhuman34 January 22, 2024
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noodle music

Music that encourages hippies to wave arms like wacky inflatable tube guys, like Woodstock music.
Someone put on Jefferson airplane and everyone is waving arms and swaying, I don’t like this noodle music.
by DJneoport January 22, 2024
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Pop Music

The ultimate musical sacrilege.

Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.

It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.

It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.

This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
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the music industry

the music industry is a word to describe something someone that is amazing, beautiful, brave, brilliant, calm, caring, charming, compassionate, confident, creative, delightful, determined, energetic, enthusiastic, friendly, generous, gentle, grateful, happy, honest, humble, inspiring, intelligent, joyful, kind, loyal, motivated, optimistic, passionate, patient, positive, reliable, respectful, sincere, supportive, thoughtful, trustworthy, understanding, unique, valuable, vibrant, wise, witty, excellent, youthful, zealous, accomplished, adaptable, cheerful. A.K.A TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT. F U KANYE
by charli_taylorsversion October 20, 2023
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Cancer music

The soundtrack of changed,
for the love of God please don't listen to it
if you're listening to cancer music you are going to get cancer
by Surfaceoffice October 30, 2023
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