Dmooth Brain

People who are too dumb to learn to spell smooth

Your sucha dmooth Brain

by YourAverageWhale October 1, 2020

Freeze Brain

A blowjob receive by someone immediately after they spit out mint gum. This give you a cold sensation as your gone down on.

I hate bad breathe but damn I had some brutal Freeze Brain last night

by Single.mom.nearby October 6, 2020

Landen brain

Like a boltzmann brain. But it knows it's in a chaotic void with no laws of physics so it can control the void with its mind.

A landen brain created a hamburger

by anonymous October 7, 2020

landen brain

Similar to a boltzmann brain, it is created in random chaos. But it is aware of that and since it's in a void with no laws it can create anything

That landen brain created a cheese burger

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Prickle Brain

A coworker who gets a hedgehog, and then from then on you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve hedgehogs. Bonus for the hedgehog photos pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said hedgehog.

Oh my god, I just just got back from the hedgie breeder, look at these pictures!

/She has Prickle Brain

by AutumnBomb October 9, 2020

Prickle Brain

A coworker who gets a hedgehog, and then from then on you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve hedgehogs. Bonus for the hedgehog photos pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said hedgehog.

Oh my god, I just just got back from the hedgie breeder, look at these pictures!

/She has Prickle Brain

by AutumnBomb October 9, 2020

Pandemic Brain

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

by Yung Doink October 12, 2020