imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say
Michael: dude have you heard about max?
Becky: haven't why?
Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him
Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip
Becky: haven't why?
Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him
Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip
by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021
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Me and John are going to be Chinese maxxing at the baccarat table tonight, then go to karaoke and eat some food.
by gottabesuperchill February 2, 2026
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