whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

ain’t got it boss

When you just don’t have it

Frank: “Vance, you got last weeks scanned out stolen?”

Vance: “ain’t got it boss”

by Unhypnotize July 1, 2021

I GOT TO GO PEE

UR FAT

I GOT TO GO PEE BECAUSE U ATE THE CAKE

by sdfdssfdsfdsfd July 3, 2021

got it

be in a situation where victory is assured.

Your dad is a manager, so he's got it.

by Arminkshipper January 29, 2026

Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law

This is what you call it when you’re really good friends with someone that their kid and yours end up having a great relationship and get married.

“Hey Blake have you met my friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law. He’s the father of little Bettie, my sons wife.”

by Sxizid February 1, 2026

Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law

This is what you call it when you and your friend have children of ur own and they end up getting married.

“Hey have you met my Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law, Blake? He’s the father of Stacy whose the wife of my son Adam. We were and are great best friends”

by Sxizid February 1, 2026

Got Guppy

When you got trick by a person to pretend to be your friend.( Fake Friend ).

You got Guppy.

by Ov-hoe February 5, 2026