Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.

I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.

by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022

King Egg Benedict III

Best father in the world

I always check the weather before attacking King Egg Benedict III

by King Samuel Benedict January 12, 2022

Egg challenge

Challenge to see who can manage to keep a boiled egg up their rectal cavity the longest.

"Bob is killing the egg challenge he's had it in his prison wallet for thirty six hours."

by Pro Egger January 12, 2022

EGG?!

“EGG?!” or “EGG” is used to express being shocked to see an egg on the floor as the individual’s jaw drops.

This emphasis was first used in the late 1990s by a cartoon god named Baboon who was acting in a cheap gag.

“EGG?!”

by unfunnygarbage January 12, 2022

Waffled-egg-syrup scabadoosh

This is an idiom that you say instead of using bad words when you are in front of kids.

This is a complete Waffled-egg-syrup scabadoosh!

by Aphi_losopher January 19, 2022

Egg

something that is popped out from a bird's butt.

I saw a chicken laying an Egg.

by gltichtr4p April 28, 2022

coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

Alright the best godamn pie in the world if you eat it you can't stop you need coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread and also best before 12 months

Friend: hey can you bake a pie
you:yes I can
Friend:ok make one
You:ok ill make coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread pie
Friend:the what
You:done
Friend:holy shit its amazing
You:yes
Friend:finally some good fucking food
You:coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

by Boombastion April 29, 2022