What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

Cookie bucket

Pussy

He dipped his fingers in her gooey cookie bucket.

by captainwordsmith January 8, 2023

Assorted cookies

A group of beautiful women. (A variety pack) Females of different natural hair colors, skin tones, races or socioeconomic backgrounds etc. Engaged in a singular activity. Walking, wine tasting, shopping, a spa day, or making sex. et al

I saw some assorted cookies at the park.

by 1-Ball April 12, 2023

Cooky (Captain Cook)

The best bloke in the world. He smiles while playing drums and does anything for his mates and family. He loves to captain his boat and band. Can party hard and loves a Cook. Won’t let anyone sleep while over the kitchen is open. Cooky is an abbreviated version of Captain Cook.

You see someone partying hard. And you say to your mates. “Is that Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)

by DeadEyeDano April 19, 2023

Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

by ddlovato April 23, 2023

cookie basket

Similar to when a girl is reverse cowgirl however she’s in the position of a cannon ball by holding her ankles. So therefore she is getting her cookie basket stuffed.

Jessica didn’t look too flexible but she could still get into the cookie basket.

by DanielleWhittier April 29, 2023

afghan cookie

delicious as cookie🔥🔥🔥

I called my afghan friend an afghan cookie.

Person one: who is that?
person two: its afghan cookie eating an afghan cookie.

by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 5, 2023