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Social Weird-xie

Social Weird-xie (Weird-xie for short) is a type of anxiety, You feel like your acting too weird or odd around people which makes you shut up immediately and just stand there awkwardly.
I have social weird-xie.
Poor you, How was the dance last night then?
I was dancing for a long time until i looked around and everyone was silent, So i felt kinda bad.
Oh cmere. *Hugs*
by vvrainee March 26, 2023
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Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!
Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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social crafting

to make an intentional effort to improve one's social interactions and relationships in any social environment to make things more meaningful or engaging (you're not reacting to your environment, you're shaping it)
Schools, that are not forgetful concerning social crafting, offer study groups, clubs, sports, arts, and competitions, which all students can partake in.

Through social crafting, I started to surround myself with people who truly support my growth and values, instead of just defaulting to old dynamics.
by legendaryboomer April 22, 2025
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social rape

specifically in florida the idea that a man has to initiate the entire hookup and the girl also wants to hookup but socially it is unacceptable in florida for the girl to be the slut so socially the man is raping her.
The girls in florida want to be fucked but won’t admit it, they enjoy social rape.
by floridaramgirl May 1, 2025
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Social Altruism

Social Altruism
ˈsō-shəl ˈal-trü-ˌi-zəm
(noun)
1. A badass ideology born in the streets of Wallace Emerson, Toronto, that says society should be run by people who actually give a damn—but not in the soft, fake-smile way.
2. The belief that only those who serve, sacrifice, and build deserve a say; that true citizenship is earned, not handed out like participation trophies.
3. A middle finger to both greedy capitalists and virtue-signaling liberals. Think Spartan discipline meets working-class solidarity—with just enough fire to light a revolution.
“Quit whining about minimum wage and join the movement. It’s time for Social Altruism.”
by SapHandler May 15, 2025
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Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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Social Barbarian

Someone who bulldozes, pillages, and monopolizes a group or discussion regardless of the situation.
Lee: Are you more of a social butterfly, or a social chameleon?
Terry: I float through most groups like a butterfly, but I adapt to friends like a chameleon.
Rex: TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS, HUH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAR I BOUGHT TODAY…
Lee: No thanks… social barbarian.
by Bryianzum May 20, 2025
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