Bumbous Toes

Toes to be described as big bulbous and bumbous like, just odd looking feet.

That guy has big bumbous toes definitely requires toe surgery.

by Bumbous Toes Xx August 13, 2025

Proof of Toes

Proof of Toes (PoT Protocol)
noun, internet slang, emerging meme (2025–)

1. A satirical liveness test proposed to distinguish humans from AI, requiring the posting of foot images as verification.

2. A troll-meme founded by Munaf Sheikh (2025) that blends absurdist internet humor with rational commentary on embodiment, identity, and proof-of-humanity in the age of generative AI.

Etymology: Originated in online discussions (2025) as a deliberate troll-meme; now recognized as a cultural joke and speculative commentary on digital identity.

“Text CAPTCHAs don’t work anymore. Time to implement Proof of Toes”
“The only protocol AI can’t fake? PoT Protocol. Show feet.”

by BigBangThought August 18, 2025

Big Toe

Brads big ass toe! kick dot com clubchedda

he got big toes like Brad, bigger than my head

by Wu's Big Toe August 26, 2025

Taiwanese Toe Tickler

This starts when you are at an orgy, and one participant has their feet and toes completely spread out and just completely lathered in lube, after this, 8 greasy, oily butt naked men will place their massive meaty throbbing penises and place them in the person's toes until the cum, they will viciously thrust their pelvises back and forth until they hose down the participant with their spunk

"That party last night on the island was lit! Epstein started the Taiwanese Toe Tickler chant and things escalated. I got absolutely drenched!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025

Stirred it With My Big Toe

An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.

Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"

by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025

Zero Toes

Being unaware of your surroundings and acting in a manner that makes you loose in character; not paying attention to any potential risks or consequences that may occur.

Character 1: Dude that guys is so stupid, he literally sold drugs to a police officer.

Character 2: Damn, he’s so Zero Toes!

by LordEvull September 19, 2025

Pink Toe

A slang term out of Chicago usually refers to a caucasian woman who is cultured and into black men.

Hey man, I caught myself a Pink Toe.

by Lady in tha streets September 21, 2025