POTATO

Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty-One

Jeane needs to calm down, she's being such potato.

by Klkenney July 18, 2016

Potato

Big hard round edible THING!

eat my potato

by The Horny definitions June 25, 2016

neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.

Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.

by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016

potato

The awesomest thing in the world, everyones favorite veggie. It is a veggie.

The answer to life is not 42, it is potatoes!

by Nikplaysgames [YT] May 13, 2016

smashing potatoes

Fisting

Smashing potatoes? Thats my kink.

by 1012asdfghjkl May 13, 2016

potato brigade

When you and each of your friends orders fries at a restaurant and combine them all together to make one giant pile of fries.

Dude, we need to go to McDonalds and have a potato brigade!

by Daggur111 May 13, 2016

Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016