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Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.
So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.
by Thooran October 25, 2016
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Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
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pocket rub

The act of masturbating through one's pants. The term originates from the fact that the person (usually male) needs to rub their penis through their pants, but to do so inconspicuously they do it by via the pocket(s).
That girl was so incredibly hot that I had to do a pocket rub
by Jackofmosttrades October 20, 2015
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Flesh Pocket

Using a body orfice to hide something, usually dope or contraband in prison.
I got pulled over, so I gave my dope to my girlfriend. She shoved it down her pants and into her flesh pocket so I didn't get caught.

When I got stripped down after visitation, I had the weed in my flesh pocket. Made it back to block, pulled it out, washed the baggies and made a mint selling it on the yard.
by Guitar God Jay January 19, 2016
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unturn your pockets

When you want someone to take everything out of there pockets and the pocket itself.
The cop asked dequan to unturn your pockets to see if he had any weapons or drugs.
by [Zero] January 23, 2016
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stuffed hot pocket

When you take a hot pocket fuck it until it's hollowed by your penis then why in it and eat it
Coke and Knowlegde has some stuffed hot pockets
by Bully bob sanders March 8, 2016
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hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter March 18, 2016
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