Muffin

A masculine woman who dresses manly (but is still feminine ) and loves Muff Diving .

The lady and her stud muffin caused a commotion at Walmart.

by Trucker3308004 March 7, 2025

It’s muffin time

Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie

It’s Muffin time

by Phu The Writer November 24, 2021

obi”s Muffin

The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.

"obi”s Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."

by ibow November 24, 2021

Butt Muffin

The amount of butt that hangs over the side or back of a seat

Did you see that chick’s butt muffin hanging off the back of her chair?!

by HilltopHillbillies June 3, 2023

Putz muffin

A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.

I had to work with that putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Twat muffin

A lady that can sing and likes to yell at people for having too much fun, also named Lisa.

Hey, twat muffin! Silence!!!

by NOTWallyG June 14, 2023