The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran
-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds
-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week
-free chocolate milk 😌
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran
-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds
-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week
-free chocolate milk 😌
by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023
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Get the Middle school mug.a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
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Get the LaPorte Middle School mug.Chippewa is a school in desplains. It’s the back of Cumberland elementary school. It’s a pretty small school. People there think they’re all that but rlly aren’t. They have a new threat everyday. If you move houses you get kicked out from the school In a week. Principal in 2020 was the worst. Chippewa kids are pretty smart ngl. Most teachers suck. Social workers are snitches.
“Do you go to Chippewa middle school?”
Yeah
“Ha u guys suck, imagine having to go to a school like that!”
Yeah
“Ha u guys suck, imagine having to go to a school like that!”
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Wow, that kid with the CCM hat perched on his head loudly bragging about playing AAA must go to Herrick Middle School
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Get the Herrick Middle School mug.istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)
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