Apple Cult

The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!

Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?

Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!

Billy: Let's go!

Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!

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by MyButtHurts69 May 3, 2022

Hold your apple sauce

an expression advising normally a guy that they will have to wait, or will entirely not be getting, to have sex and/or ejaculate. similar to the expression 'hold your horses' except used only in terms of sex

My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it telling me "hold your apple sauce" and started talking.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.

by mutesoul2 May 3, 2022

apple

A magical fucking red fruit that when you eat it your dick will grow 3 inches longer

i ate n apple and when i when to bed i saw my dick grow.

by anonymous May 13, 2022

apple

Solidified apple cider

That apple taste just like apple cider！

by NPE_UD October 26, 2022

Apple Pie

When Beau goes through the McDonalds Drive through

Friend 1: Beau what do you want?
Beau: ....An apple pie

by ilovemyboyfriend1 November 17, 2022

Bobbin’ for cotton candy apples

When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.

“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”

by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022

apple

what do you think its a red fruit haven't you ever seen one no way you haven't have you ever been outside no i guessed right now my next question is do you have any bitches you don't so how about you go oustide and get some bitches and eat an apple while your at it

jimmy: mmmmmm that apple looks delicious can i have a bite. todd: no yoiu fucking idiot

by AEAEAEAEAAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEA November 26, 2022