Yellow Turd

You will usually find a "Yellow Turd" in your toilet after eating the following foods:
iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.

"Bro I just dropped a huge Yellow Turd. Check it out."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."

by FWYBFWYBFWYB February 19, 2022

Turd

What you are.

You’re a turd.

by PooStanky February 19, 2022

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

Twitter Turd

A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.

Person 1: urmad+didntask+noonecares+urdaddied+ratio
Person 2: What a Twitter Turd.

by TheArchivist March 3, 2022

Raisin Turd

A bowel movement that comes out like little round raisins.

Her butt was so big, she had no choice but to poop raisin turds

by Chakra882 March 5, 2022

Turd Snacker

A Trump follower. A person who eats up everything that Trump says as if it’s true. Similar to Shit Eater, but not interested in the truth.

Turd Snacker: “Yup, January 6th was a day of love. Nobody even got hurt. Them peoples was just there visiting.”

Turd Snacker: “We need Greenland. Denmark never bought it.”

Turd Snacker: “Hoax…It’s a hoax. The Epstein Files are a conspiracy by Obama.”

Turd Snacker: “CNN is fake news.”

by Fart Esq January 20, 2026