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Tinder punch

When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.
"Dude, I tinder punched this hoe last night!"
by Awedray October 6, 2017
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Bucket Punch

The act of punching someone on the top of their head, as if youre coming down in the flat part of a bucket.
I meant to punch my friend jake, but was punching blind and ended up hitting my roomie with a mean bucket punch.
by r.j.l.2.5. October 12, 2017
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Cock Punch

Whipping your penis out during sex and jabbing your partner in the face hard enough to make it feel like a punch.
She told me she likes kinky stuff last night so I whipped my dick out and cock punched her in the face.
by Nipplesandtoes May 30, 2017
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Ass Punch

When you slap your dick on a bitch's ass.
Oh, man, that ass punch almost made me cum!
by 69's the best June 10, 2017
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ego punch

Ego punch is like a punch to the dick or tit, but to your ego. Hurts like a sumbitch!!
Chester is the man, always dressed to kill! Although he never quite recovered from that ego punch when he was savagely roasted for wearing fake Yeezy's.
by Kaypeedubya June 22, 2017
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nut punch

When you have such amazing sex with a women but tells you she has HIV or some shit
Jim: dude I had a nut punch with Sarah last night.

Danny: aww that cunt, she nut punched me too
by (Sick handle) June 26, 2017
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three hole punch

three hole punch to his fuckin dome, ayy
by yungdaggerdick(thatsmyhandle) October 30, 2017
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