The Jackson 5

General time period measure in years, usually seen as beginning around one's 8th birthday and ending around one's 13th, when young boys would have been the most attractive to Michael Jackson.

I wanted to hang out more with Bobo the Chimp at Michael's house, but MJ told me that now that I was 14, I was no longer in the Jackson 5.

by dangerbot3000 April 1, 2020

J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral

Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5

by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020

5 Minute Ass Bitch

Dylan is a 5 minute ass bitch

Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?

by Truthspeaker093111 April 16, 2020

the 5 wish ticket

if people have send one another nudes before they have activated the 5 wish ticket which means each person can ask for nudes 5 times at any time and the other person has to send some

person 1 yo i want to activate the 5 wish ticket
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you

by jackalob May 29, 2020

5/10

The rating you would give a sensitive person when you don't like them but you don't want to see them cry.

Sensitive kid: what do you think of my outfit?

Person: 1/10
Sensitive kid: *cries*
Person: fine 5/10

by cheesguy July 11, 2020

5 dancing babies

When a man ejaculates somewhere leaving his " kids" or " babies "

Girl 1: I slept over at my man's house

Girl 2: did he leave his 5 Dancing babies

by Goldenskin ✨ September 5, 2020

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Do your work

im so bored i wrote 1!¡2"@3#£4¤$5%€6&7/{89)0=}+?\´`±qwertyuiop¨`~asdfghjkl'*<>|zxcvbnm,.:-_ in urban dictionary

by LittleFalcon September 30, 2020