Tom

Tom is a guy who has the biggest ego in the entire world, it’s the bigger than u can imagine. He gets zero bitches and his hair looks like a mop. He cant play soccer to save his life and he pretend his younger sister is his girlfriend. He cheated on his ex. She was so pretty and did not deserve that.

“Bro you’re just like Tom! Go to therapy.”

by secret account September 14, 2022

Tess and Tom

a very cute couple. Loved by the outsiders. The two will long live the royals.

dude 1: have you seen Tess and Tom?
dude 2: yes they are a cute couple

by cool.guy2234 September 19, 2022

Tom

Old London police term for a prostitute-According to the O.E.D of Slang, it comes from Australia, is applied to women from the obsolete 'Tom-tart', rhyming slang for sweetheart.

"She's a proper Tom,I thought I'd scored than I had to pay"

by Demortuis September 23, 2022

Tom

Like your mom

"Tom fucked your mom last night bro"

by Bigballbongza September 24, 2022

tom

IF u meat a tom d him right away he is soooo girthy and manly

ohhhhh tom

by susy daddy September 26, 2022

Tom Round

A wannabee stima male who lies about smoking weed cuz he is jealous of his fuckup of a m8 david

Person1: Is that Tom Round?
Person2: Yea he never smoked weed like he said
Person1: What a wetty

by A simp for jamie September 27, 2022

Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022