Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit

Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.

by _L_C_ June 3, 2025

Social Piranha

A pun on Social Pariah, it's a more fitting term for a very social but toxic and even aggressive person. A bully. Think lawyers, politicians, and Hollywood producers.

Unless children are gently disciplined and educated by their parents, they will become social piranhas as adults.

by peanut butter cup June 5, 2025

Taking a break from social media

She or he is not really taking a break off social media. They are no longer interested in you. You have become a secondary option, a Plan B, the gay best friend. You chump.

Boy: "I haven't seen or heard from you in a week, how you been?"
Girl: "Yeah, I been taking a break from social media. Thanks for helping me return my AC unit. I'll buy you coffee!"

by ChueyFuey June 7, 2025

Social Flogging

I reject entirely that you get to use harassment, in perpetuity, for an indefinite sentence, the timer for which resets every time someone is made aware of my exist...

Hym "...As a form a social flogging perpetrated by people who's guilt or virtue is entirely suspect and who's authority to dole out punishment is non-exist. Additionally you can't even really consider it a thought punishment because I'm in actual physiological distress. So it's just regular old torture. Especially if I've been poisoned. Torture... For an indefinite period of time to get me to cede a point that I'm not going to cede and you want your kids to not get stabbed for your complicity... All so you don't have to admit I'm right. So, here's the deal. Yes I can tell the difference between my own mind and these people doing what they are doing to me on camera. I don't need the whole story (on YOUR end) to know the you are leaving out pertinent information (in your assessment of what is happening here and/or being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes 'pertinent') and that just isn't what I'm doing. I told you what would happen. It likely already has. I don't need to prove I'm trustworthy or anything to you for that matter. They people one your side have already admit your intention which is to 'break me' and imprison me (In one form or another) and I've told you what I'm going to do in response."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

National Socialism

A ideology that is Post Marxist, Anti Marxist and race socialist. This ideology was propped up intellectually by Drexler, Hitler, Darre, Backe and Feder. It is a bigoted race socialism that seeks a Germanic superstate that throws down the "Jewish Cartel of International Capitalists" and its guardian angels, the Marxists, to create a half agraian, half industrial utopia where socialism exists for the racially pure Aryans and no one else. It despises communism because it still is a form of capitalism for the Nazis. It was a grassroots and popular party among the German working class and worked with the political enviroment of Germany at the time. Its views on Veganism, Enviromentalism, solidarity, welfare and the supreme control of the means of production through central planning are rarely talked about seriously.

Normal Person:"Hey, I have been reading theory of National Socialism, and I see it as a form of consequentialist ideology like Marxism."

Illiterate Person:"Yeah, and the Democratic Republic of Korea is a democracy. Shut up Fash."

by Zandrus December 11, 2022

Health and Social Care

Rude and irritating behaviour,annoying others and making yourself extremely unlikable. Stop laughing like that, you're not special.

" Did you see that girl? She was acting really Health and Social Care."

" Those fashion students are exhibiting real Health and Social Care behaviour!"

by Hexandale December 13, 2022

TLV Social Chair

The TLV Social Chair is responsible for planning and executing social gathering opportunities in Tel Aviv. Other key responsibilities include:

1. Encouraging engagement among all members by bringing them together for a meaningful purpose
2. Organizing social meet-ups and always ensuring everyone is having a good time
3. Becoming an active member of the Tel Aviv community
4. Working with the rest of the community to ensure that social opportunities are always being planned
5. Promoting social events, nightlife, restaurants, etc.

Be prepared for mingling, hangovers, and questionable decisions - after all, the TLV Social Chair never lets a little thing like responsibility get in the way of a good time

Be prepared for mingling, hangovers, and questionable decisions - after all, the TLV Social Chair never lets a little thing like responsibility get in the way of a good time

by tlvsocialchair December 16, 2022