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Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.
-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.
by UndoDog July 3, 2011
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Playing President

Playing President is a discreet way of saying "to take a dump". If you play president, you're pretending to drop bombs into the Pacific Ocean.
by georgedubya69 November 4, 2011
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Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
by Benny Walker October 9, 2011
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Playing the devil's Gameboy

Spending excessive time on one's smartphone, or otherwise unhealthy, inappropriate or antisocial smartphone behaviour.
You might make some friends if you went out and were nice to people instead of sitting here playing the devil's Gameboy.
by Urbepedia November 23, 2021
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ap playing

Fuck bro, the AP Playing test is tomorrow and I still don’t know the formula for time in hide and seek!
by fb598 May 17, 2023
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Play house

A couple being together for 10 or more years, have kids and are living together but are not married
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Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.
My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
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