Cancer music

The soundtrack of changed,
for the love of God please don't listen to it

if you're listening to cancer music you are going to get cancer

by Surfaceoffice October 30, 2023

musical bureaucracies

Getting bounced from one bureaucracy to another to another ad nauseum, with not one of them actually helping you at all.

I wanted to get a free COVID-19 test done on me and was initially told that this one bureaucracy could do it. After I arrived over there, they told me they couldn't help me at all and that I had to go to this other department. After arriving at the second department, I was told that they couldn't help me as well and that my best bet was to just go to Walgreens or CVS. I just got done setting up an appointment with Walgreens. Hopefully, Walgreens can help me out. This whole game of musical bureaucracies totally sucks ass!

by bushnest November 8, 2023

Lesbian music

A type of music that’s sounds like a lesbian women made the song and it’s shit

Some random lesbian plays her favorite song: omg this is my fav song!

Some guy talking to a friend : lmao the weird girl is playing her lesbian music again.

by random_mf203 December 22, 2023

NPC music

Music, usually pop, which is not inherently bad, but feels soulless and uninvolved; Music designed to sound like a good song, not actually BE a good song.

Important to note, not all pop is NPC music, but the majority of NPC music is pop.

“I like OneRepublic and Maroon 5.”
“That’s NPC music.”

by Turtle_Shell :D January 6, 2024

Penis Music

Similar to novelty music or meme music, often with a distinct Reddit Trash or annoying tone. Music no one would genuinely listen to more than once.

"Really, a song about Big Chungus. Turn that penis music off."
"Stop playing penis music, its annoying"

by CarScientist January 7, 2024

ola music

A popular music genre usually made by people on Stan Twitter. It usually consists of using AI voices and most of the time uses one of their favorite artists songs production to put it over.

Person 1: Did you see Bad Ideas new album, ‘OLANATION’?
Person 2: Not a fan of ola music, sorry!

by mutsuba998 January 7, 2024

Loser music

Music that is often listened to by “losers”.

Losers being a term used for people who don’t have many friends, usually because of a fear of losing said “friends”. Most losers are often unique, funny, and/or smart.

“What do you usually listen to?”
“Weezer, radiohead…”
“Wow, I didn’t know you listened to loser music 💀”
“:(“

by Astor :P January 11, 2024