Wateraid Guy (Legend)

More like Stick Man in Poverty. Fattest Puss.io. Lifelong malnourishment. Edits bunda for a living. 1 like = 1 drop of water for Legend.

Wateraid: Just £2 a month for Man Like Wateraid Guy (Legend).

by ripUrbanDictionary October 14, 2021

Nice guy syndrome

A guy who goes out of his way to prove his “niceness” to the world but is really just an asshole who cannot handle being told “no” or being rejected in any way shape of form

Guy: I’m such a nice guy you should give me a chance

Girl: no thanks I’m good

Guy: fine you deserve to die bitch! I hope you suffer endlessly I’m too good for you! You don’t deserve my love!
Girl to their friend: wow he gives off nice guy syndrome

by The trvth August 14, 2021

black guy's Christmas

The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents

Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(

by Kwivering Kwaker January 23, 2021

Car guy weeb

A type of guy that are into cars and anime

Person 1: is there anything you’re into besides anime?

Person 2: yep I’m also a car guy myself

Person 1: so that makes you a car guy weeb

Person 2: absolutely right sir

by Antonime March 23, 2021

Telephone Tough-Guy

1. A person who has very mean and ruthless tones over the telephone.

2. One who exhibits characteristics of being a hardass over the telephone with any real muscle to back up their talk. Also makes threats over the phone with no intention of following though with them.

John: "Hey, you better quit fucking around with my sister or else..."

Jim: "Or else what?"

John: "I'm gonna break your legs and gouge out your eyes, fucker."

Jim: "Whatever, you're just a big pussy telephone tough-guy."

by Antonino G. July 5, 2009

Internet smart guy

The Internet tough guy of academia. Whereas an Internet tough guy pretends to be an all-state linebacker who could totally kick your ass, an Internet smart guy pretends to be an educated professional on topics in which he has limited knowledge.

Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.

Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.

Innocent forum-goer: I believe that the current correctional system does nothing to improve the behavior of inmates.
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL

by Lotsofgoats June 21, 2011

hop on stumble guys

Very rough sex with two or more gay leprechauns all being vegans with liquid gold as lubricant and preformed in a pot of gold. Both of who ages added up to 30 yrs old.

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by Very little midget C Fog May 3, 2022