Dad

Something I dont have.

John: hey bro wheres your dad
Me: Up your ass

by John Cenas bbc April 14, 2021

dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

My dad

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death

Jimmy behaves like my dad

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Dad

Gone

Did you mean milk?

Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.

by bobsyjr April 19, 2021

dad

your dad left you

ur dad is gay

by kianwebb28 May 16, 2021

My dad

Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16

My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life

Me: whatever

by The teen parent May 21, 2021

Dad Grab

When you are cruising in a car and you are enjoying a snack in the back seat and your dad reaches around for a handful of your snack, expecting you to share.

On a family road trip I open a bag of chips, then from the front seat comes the dad grab! I was nice and shared!!!!

by anonymous May 22, 2021