Dick Shit

When having anal sex, the feces enter through the urethra and it comes out like a play-dough machine. The noodle-like object can then be used as a meal or as a toy.

After Wyatt pulled out last night, shit came out of his dick and it looked like a ramen noodle. He said he was sorry for the dick shit.

by Seamypick February 8, 2015

DICK PRINT

The defined area on a country boy's tight-fitting jeans (usually Wranglers or Levis) that leaves nothing to the imagination, as it lets you see just how big his appendage is!!!!!!!

"Wow, nice package....look at THAT dick print!"

"He's got Dick Print.....he should really think about wearing a bigger size."

by Syracuse Suzie January 28, 2006

michael's dick

12 inches length, 3 inches wide, girls love to suck it and get slapped in the face by it!!

I wish I had Michael's dick!

by bapehatata March 16, 2015

dick cheney

He's the Jim Henson to Bush's Kermit the Frog.

Basically, he's the puppeteer, and Bush is the puppet.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

dick breath

to have recently had a cock in his/her mouth

mellissa has dick breath

by lloyd freewell May 7, 2003

Double Dicking

Dobule dicking is the slang term to double penetration.

Me and my pal nathan were double dicking her all night long!

by boderickp December 13, 2008

on my dick

When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.

Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?"
Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"

by RLIL1 January 17, 2008