Club Penguin

Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!

Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!

by Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporate August 29, 2022

Pudding Club

A way of describing a bird when it's being cute and round.

See also: Budding Clud

"Zak, you're such a Pudding Club!"

"He's being a Pudding Club again."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Fight Club fired

The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.

Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.

by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022

Dunning-Kruger Club

To be a member requires not knowing your a member.

A person who thinks their intelligent and to stupid to relize their not.

Hey Sky! Are you a member of the Dunning-Kruger Club?

by Johnny B OX January 9, 2022

Jane fan club

the most best bishes, who love to play around and do stuff

jane fan club ^~^

by E-****y January 10, 2022

Eating Club

An organization for a group of foodies that get together multiple times a month to try new things, have unique dining experiences, meets new people, and support the local economy.

Syracuse, NY is the only city in the USA with an Eating Club

by theeatingclub.co January 12, 2022

club bangers

(plural)
songs that are actual tunes and go hard and are bangers

hey i would love to listen to some club bangers rn
*puts on old town road*
HELL YEAH

by specimen ;) April 28, 2022