Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

Egg

An egg is a bald man that often has a very low t-count.

The egg has been cracked

by contest2054 September 5, 2018

egg yolk spill

the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half

That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week

by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfasldfj3 September 15, 2018

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 25, 2018

Egg

A round oval shape that can be boiled or cracked.

Jordy looks like an egg. A boiled one.

by Gotobedjordy October 1, 2018

Devil's Egg

Haunted/cursed Faberge purchased from an estate sale where the person died in a scary way, like in a very thrilling horror movie.

Nice Faberge!

Do not go near it. It is a cursed devil's egg.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Egg-head

One with a head resembling an egg or a bean.

"You're egg-head won't fit in the motorcycle helmet"

by Mr-Bean October 8, 2018