Tea

An amber coloured liquid responsible for the expanse of the British empire and a large number of yellow teeth.
Many battles were fought in the name of this addictive drink.

E.g.
Fancy a cuppa tea, luv?

by Harock28 April 22, 2021

Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires

A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!

by Opso Opos April 26, 2021

Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.

Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!

by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021

slim tea

a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.

M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday?
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning

by I’m A Ghost May 2, 2021

tequila tea

a set of sweaty and salty testicles in your mouth, made by collectingw and chefgrant

come on baby, give me a tequila tea

by chefgrant August 22, 2024

mug tea

ur hot both on roblox and irl too

when yo roblox mug n yo real life mug tea

by momaur September 4, 2024

National Twisted Tea Day

October 5th, National Twisted Tea Day. Get together with your best drinking friends and have a day FULL OF TWISTED TEAS! You must only drink Twisted Tea. TWEA TIME!

Steez - "Yo bro you know what today is right?"
Jake - "No I don't bro what is today?"
Steez - "October 5th! National Twisted Tea Day baby! Put that water down and get a TEA!"

by steezbaby October 2, 2024