sloppy toppy

some head that is sooooo good, that you want to get down on your knees & thank whomever created this person
.. consists of lots of sucking, slurping, double hand twists, deep throating & an excessive amount of saliva... usually running down to for backside

friend : so how was it?

me : i got that sloppy toppy
friend : you lying
me : that toppy was sooooo sloppy I literally had to go wipe my ass afterwards
friend : mmmmaaaannn

by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 12, 2024

Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe

I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.

by ObamaNards May 13, 2024

sloppy bowl of grits

A. Sloppy, wet, and sometimes hot vagina on a female, usually on the larger size."

B. A huge bitches wet pussy.
C. Aka dat cut up

"Ooooh she's like a sloppy bowl of grits."
"She's had so much cock is like a sloppy bowl of grits down there."

by BDCD143 May 24, 2024

Sloppy Sleep

Waking up after drooling all over your face.

When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.

by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024

Sloppy Daniel

Sloppy Daniel: Its similar to his cousin Sloppy Joe but is a rather tangy sandwich, consisting of ground hamburger,dill pickle relish,ketchup,mustard,balsamic vinegar and tomato paste. Other forms use Heinz Chili Sauce instead of ketchup. It's true origin is unknown but some say it has always been

Oh boy! I can't wait to try one Thoes town famous Sloppy Daniels! I'll be POOBING hard after this!

by _Poober March 8, 2024

Sloppy Table

Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.

And possibly eat it, if you're into that.

I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.

by RaineBowe March 13, 2024

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024