Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe

I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.

by ObamaNards May 13, 2024

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sloppy bowl of grits

A. Sloppy, wet, and sometimes hot vagina on a female, usually on the larger size."

B. A huge bitches wet pussy.
C. Aka dat cut up

"Ooooh she's like a sloppy bowl of grits."
"She's had so much cock is like a sloppy bowl of grits down there."

by BDCD143 May 24, 2024

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Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.

He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.

by FarmToTable November 27, 2021

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Sloppy Sleep

Waking up after drooling all over your face.

When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.

by sloppysleeper28 February 23, 2024

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Sloppy Daniel

Sloppy Daniel: Its similar to his cousin Sloppy Joe but is a rather tangy sandwich, consisting of ground hamburger,dill pickle relish,ketchup,mustard,balsamic vinegar and tomato paste. Other forms use Heinz Chili Sauce instead of ketchup. It's true origin is unknown but some say it has always been

Oh boy! I can't wait to try one Thoes town famous Sloppy Daniels! I'll be POOBING hard after this!

by _Poober March 8, 2024

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Sloppy Table

Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.

And possibly eat it, if you're into that.

I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.

by RaineBowe March 13, 2024

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