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suicide punch

You throw a party and everyone brings a different bottle of booze. Just pour all the bottles into a large trash can, add some soda, stir it up and you have suicide punch.
We had a great batch of suicide punch last night because people were dropping like flys!
by sickness April 21, 2018
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Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch
by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018
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Dragon Punch

Double Penetration.
- Powerful symbolism playing on the acronym DP (double penetration) for comedic effect.
I dragon punched some girl last night, and now she can't walk straight.
by LargeWhale May 2, 2018
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Schep-dog Punch

During doggy style intercourse, a blow delivered by the bottom to the genitals of the top to encourage a more vigorous style of copulation.
Jake was coming at me with some weak shit last night so I had to give him the old Schep-dog punch.
by Schep-dog January 14, 2018
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Hunch Punch

When you think a one night stand will be good, then it turns out awful.
Megan said that her and Nate had a hunch punch last night!
by Natalie123 March 22, 2017
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Punching the Dumpster

The fisting of the anus, generally aggressively. Basically, exactly what it sounds like...
"Yo, my ass kills. Boyfriend was punching the dumpster last night"
by WoB151 April 2, 2017
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Three Punch Marty

Instead of free throws, when opposing basketball players foul they must enter a ring and get three slaps or receive three slaps
The Blazers could have really benefited from Three Punch Marty against Stef last night
by eriqp April 17, 2017
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