Skip to main content

Woke music

Music performed by exclusively LGBT, black, ethnic group or disabled choirs or orchestras
At King Charles coronation in May 2023 there will be woke music provided by an exclusively LGBT choir.
by Monoculi January 25, 2023
mugGet the Woke music mug.

Internet Music

Internet Music is a loosely defined group of music from all sorts of genre that are noted to only be listened to be chronically online individuals.

Examples of artists include:

JPEGMAFIA

Ecco2k/Bladee and other Drain Gang related artists

Mitski

Semetary.

MF DOOM

And so forth.
Chronically Online Person: ''OMG!! DID YOU HEAR THE NEW MEGAZOOMER MITSKI X DRAIN GANG EP DROP????''

Person 2: ''Err...no. Sorry. Not a big internet person. Haha.....'I dont like internet music.....''
by TylerTheInventor January 27, 2023
mugGet the Internet Music mug.

Music

I only listen to music.
by sirdrscamwell February 5, 2023
mugGet the Music mug.

head music

"she tied back her hair so I put on the head music out of instinct"
by Kaiser18724 February 15, 2023
mugGet the head music mug.

sample music

Music meant to be remixed for creating songs, often used in raps and EDMs. Probably a trade or an IP secret for most or many musicians as this kind of song is usually not credited and they probably do not tell you if you ask
So, Your Favorite Martian or Ray William Johnson introduced me to the term "sample music" or "sample production music". He probably will not tell you which company he uses if you ask since he hides the file names whenever he wants to show proof that other songs with the same patterns as his are not stolen but uses the same sample music company as his

I identified a song and Google, Shazam, and Reddit music ID AIs (r/NameThatSong) gave me different songs with the exact sample music, mostly explicit (especially on the lyrics), but I feel something else or not explicit if there's no context given. Even there's a Michael Jackson song with one of the variations of the exact sample music, indicating that the sample song I searched is older than my estimation
by PuniUwUCute February 18, 2023
mugGet the sample music mug.

Pop Music

The ultimate musical sacrilege.

Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.

It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.

It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.

This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
mugGet the Pop Music mug.

the music industry

the music industry is a word to describe something someone that is amazing, beautiful, brave, brilliant, calm, caring, charming, compassionate, confident, creative, delightful, determined, energetic, enthusiastic, friendly, generous, gentle, grateful, happy, honest, humble, inspiring, intelligent, joyful, kind, loyal, motivated, optimistic, passionate, patient, positive, reliable, respectful, sincere, supportive, thoughtful, trustworthy, understanding, unique, valuable, vibrant, wise, witty, excellent, youthful, zealous, accomplished, adaptable, cheerful. A.K.A TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT. F U KANYE
by charli_taylorsversion October 20, 2023
mugGet the the music industry mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email