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Can of Kettle worms

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.

My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis
Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms
by Be May November 27, 2022
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Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.
"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!
by JackofJacks November 29, 2022
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redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.
Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.
by QuacksO December 30, 2021
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Kallie can I

Where you can't do shit
I'm going to biuld a truck.. "kallie can I"
by Yamaha 295 December 31, 2021
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Can Cocker

When somebody intensely fucks a can until they cum. The cum inside of the can is then fed to a small child as a sick prank.
Hey, can you give that can cocker to Billy? He's been a little bitch lately so I think it'd be a funny prank
by Arson in my anal cavity January 17, 2022
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Bitch cans

355 ml cans of beer/alcoholic beverage
No bitch cans please, we need that extra 118 ml.
by Dejo January 22, 2022
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beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.
“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”
by WCfields September 14, 2022
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