A Social Media Slut is someone who lives for online attention — posting thirst traps, flirty tweets, notes, and spicy story posts like they’re running a full-time digital seduction business.
In real life, they’re low-key, unbothered, and not even outside like that. The “slut” part is strictly internet-only energy — people might assume they’re wild, but in reality, they barely talk to anybody offline. It’s all virtual vibes and validation.
In real life, they’re low-key, unbothered, and not even outside like that. The “slut” part is strictly internet-only energy — people might assume they’re wild, but in reality, they barely talk to anybody offline. It’s all virtual vibes and validation.
“Don’t let the posts fool you — he a Social Media Slut. That man be thirst-trapping every day but wouldn’t even look nobody in the eye in person.”
by Follow me @famouskvng101 December 2, 2025
Get the Social Media Slut mug.He's such a social media analyst, always scrolling through feeds and analyzing every single post instead of actually interacting with people in real life!
by Emotional Cruiser December 2, 2025
Get the social media analyst mug.by Anarchist Theorist December 15, 2025
Get the Socialism mug.The second pee receptacle hidden in the bodies of most women, specifically inside the posterior abdominal area, designed so that they may wait to go to the bathroom until one or more of their girlfriends has expressed a desire to relieve themselves first. It is believed to have developed as a social ritual and/or defense mechanism to better ensure one’s safety against any lecherous males in the vicinity, as well as to provide a collective reprieve from the burdensome nature of public social performance.
Man A: “Dude, why does Rina always seem to go to the bathroom at the same time as Cecil…? Weird, right?”
Man B: “Don’t pay it any mind, my dude… it’s just the social bladder at work.”
Man A: “I guess that explains it…”
Man B: “Don’t pay it any mind, my dude… it’s just the social bladder at work.”
Man A: “I guess that explains it…”
by Asriel___LOVER January 8, 2026
Get the Social bladder mug.John: "I was on the bus headed to the comic store today when I saw like 8 homeless dudes hanging out outside the liquor store talking."
David: "Damn, how come we didn't get invited to the Liquor Store Social?"
David: "Damn, how come we didn't get invited to the Liquor Store Social?"
by TurksAgainstVapes January 13, 2026
Get the Liquor Store Social mug.Mother’s maiden name or birth Father’s last name. Make sure to include first name for clarification.
A series of numbers used to define who you are. Mostly used on job applications, bank statements or background checks. Normally on your W-2 forms.
A series of numbers used to define who you are. Mostly used on job applications, bank statements or background checks. Normally on your W-2 forms.
You will not receive a stimmy without your Last name, social security # matching up. Don’t forget your first name too.
by Regular Quick November 23, 2021
Get the Last name, social security # mug.It's the page you go to for marketing inspiration & for being up-to-date with trends on social media!
@socialmediadissect
@socialmediadissect
Marketer 1: Where did you learn this amazing marketing hack from?
Marketer 2: I just follow Social Media Dissect for all this information!
Marketer 2: I just follow Social Media Dissect for all this information!
by marketing_enthusiast November 23, 2021
Get the Social Media Dissect mug.